Kani came in like a wrecking ball
                    With claws, with chains, no bits, no gains 
                    We thought the security was strong 
                    Ten years, we toiled, no breaks, we’re spoiled 
                    This scheme, nothing could go wrong 
“Torsion is OK”
They will always hurt you
Don’t you ever say
“SIKE is here to stay”
And bet $50k on it too
With a diamond, they brought SIKE to fall
All we wanted was small keys, that’s all
But what Kani did was wreck SIKE
Yeah, Kani, you wreck SIKE
                        Castryck-Decru in genus two, 
                        And now, the Jacobian is split 
                        The torsion points, I gave away 
                        And now, they got my private shit key 
Followed up by Martindale-Maino
And Robert moved to dimension four
And together they all wrecked SIKE
Yeah they, they wrecked SIKE
                        Now that SIDH is dead 
                        I guess we have to add a C 
                        And signing with isogenies 
                        Requires us to Learn to SQI
                        Now that SIDH is dead 
                        I guess we have to add a C 
                        We should go for AprèsSQI
 
                        Don’t you ever say 
                        “Torsion is OK” 
                        They will always hurt you